This is the story of the wise old hag
She livd in a crumpled up bag
She was never happy and never sad
But you know what? SHe was real bad
She would, for no reason, shoot you down
This hag would love to burn up your town
And there's even a little more
She would steal from the poor
Now you may be asking, how was 'wise'?
Well, you see, she always wore a different disguise
Nobody ever knew she commiteed all that crime
She's been a wise old hag all through time
Still loose to even this very day
Watch yourself or she will make you pay













YOUR BOY SIDE:

[ ] been seen itching your crotch and/or butt
[x] made animal noises at passerbys
[/] dogs are better than cats
[ ] you've never worn high heels
[ ] you walk with your knees apart
[x] you like to play with balls (basketballs,footballs,happy sacs)
[x] you get really, really REALLY into video games
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] robots are cool,interesting,or fun.
[ ] the posters in your room contain naked,almost naked chick,or your hero
[x] blood makes movies better [I hate it when some one is torn in half or something and there is NO BLOOD]
[ ] you spit around
[ ] you have a low, macho-man-laugh
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[/] baggy pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] when there's a snare drum you HAVE TO PLAY IT!!! YOU HAVE TO!!!
[x] if you have a paper you tend to crumple/fold it
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on

TOTAL= 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] you think flowers are nice/pretty
[x] squeals, screams, high pitched noises come from you
[x] cats are pleasant
[x] your clothes aren't made for function. for example,you have pockets that you can't put cookies in. you have zippers that don't open to anything. or jackets that don't keep you warm. or you have shoes that are hard to walk in.
[ ] if you're mad you hold a grudge
[x] human relationships are cute,interesting,or captivating.
[x] you've done a cartwheel
[x] 'like' is said a lot [I hate it T-T]
[ ] kissing makes movies good
[x] you support many causes like saving the environment or pandas or something.
[x] you love a good girly slumber party
[ ] your hips don't lie [o.o....?]
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[/] you wear tight clothes
[/] you are okay with public grooming (combing hair, lip/chapstick, fixing shirt) [feels awkward but sometimes must be done]
[x] the posters in your room contain anime,boybands,fairies,or some hot guy. [no boy bands, faeries, or random hot guys]
[x] you love to dance

TOTAL: 13

Boy - 8
Girl - 13


Willow revised some of the questions. SPREAD IT AROUND RADOMLY!